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这个贤妻良母

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谁要娶了这孩子可真是有福了

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而且木木是旺夫相

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绝对旺夫

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旺夫相

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真的是旺夫

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小飞侠咱今天整明白了

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弄好了

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趁着这感觉要快

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这感觉会凉的你知道吗

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就是没找着感觉

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不不不我不觉得

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所有的问题都是你

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就是你是我的战友，他俩不是

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你就理解不够深度

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你找了个媒婆子

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这媒婆子两门形如猪头鸭脚

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他俩当然搞不清楚了

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你介绍我是不是

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是一个长了3条腿的蛤蟆

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到对面就是说他是5条腿的蛤蟆

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他俩就搞错了

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直接就跟那个蜥蜴出来了

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你现在你这完全

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跟我沟通都有问题

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我昨天发给他我在浴缸里边

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听那个相思小蚂蚁

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来感觉了

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改了歌词

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他给我回个啥？你想让我干啥

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这真的我都不知道想咋给你

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我说您是不是想让我加段歌词

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这摸了你俩小时了你想干啥呀

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你身体没有热度，摸你俩小时了你回干啥

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我一脚踹你床底下去

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你麻木

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你是秦始皇兵马俑

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你这个傻人吧

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把这段播出去

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这我说对了

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我在浴缸里整了半天了

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热的半天了在水里扑腾半天

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赶紧发出去了

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人回你说我干啥

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我当时快喷掉了

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我就在想，小飞象要摸着

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他摸俩小时

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都快摸凉了，你问他干啥

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对不对

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我给您整那个真的乐手录

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然后我们今天讲给您把那个电子版

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就是因为全是纯电脑做的

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先给您发一个

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然后那个水晶开始找那个真的乐手

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签字第一个

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然后第二个就开始

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对你关键闹清楚

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我从第1天说自在感

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和咱独门秘籍副歌

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还有一个就Take down ccp

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就现在已经越来越有感觉

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我说啥他已经听到了

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就你一定要重申这个

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用最传统的不一样的乐器

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整出那样的不同的感觉

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和他一样的节奏

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为啥我要一放声音

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吓得他耳朵快疯掉了

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玩音乐的人声音都不大的

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都是18-33分贝

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但是真正的是享受音乐人

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真的都是50分贝以上

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到了广场舞

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到中国老大妈这就是73-78分贝

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说你的音乐一定要放那

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才能听到你的感觉

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因为他才能把人给忽悠起来

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世界上只有中国人的身体是最冰凉的

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我们情感是最热的

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但是我们的身体是僵硬的

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所以中国是广场舞台

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把整个中国人给忽悠起来了

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你不要给你看那个东方红太阳升

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中国出来个毛泽东。这下中国人起来了

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疯了

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陕西的就是民谣

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什么长了痘痘

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什么水痘痘

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就是完全是床上的歌

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就那个感觉像把中国人吹起来

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他是完全是个黄歌，民歌

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但是我觉得

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这就像臭屁王的感觉了

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我每天都这样的很多这样的对我这

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头两天3400

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郭先生我跟您几年

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难道我的币就没了吗

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家破人亡，我要自焚

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你难道你去恨他去吗

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我不会恨他的

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我恰恰的我认为这是我的真战友

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最后一句话我什么都可以不要

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只要灭共

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你这时候你别记得前面说那么狠话

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你记那句话

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就像我跟你七嫂过37年

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一生气你记得他说

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我真的不想活了

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你说我这跟你那么多年什么就是

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不过我还是很爱你的

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你就记这一句话就够了

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你前面记那些干嘛呢

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说狠话是谁不说呀

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那你干嘛接？接着没法活了

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你咋可以和谐相处呢

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你相反你要看

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你要记住

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在人家说你那个时候你就永远是输家

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你要记住

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跟你同车的人说过你多少好话

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这不是高尚

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我真就这么做的

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昨天我看历史照片

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我真的在那

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路大脑的那个视频出来

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我说你可千万别发出去

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我说千万别发出去

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我当笑话了

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我向天发誓，都没有过

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要不然我太累了

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我老记住人家拉的屎

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我天呐我怎么活呀

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这就是我们秘书长需要升格的地方

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这就是我们小飞侠需要的热度