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乖乖

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来了没?来了没?

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早上好 早上好 9月19号啊

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9月19号 尊敬的兄弟姐妹好

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文贵乱吃直播

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没显示?

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这是播还是没播啊?

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有战友进来了 好像是

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大饼 哎呀 热着呢还 烫手呢还

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你说这啥感觉啊?

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就是爱吃这个

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今天不健身 吃一顿

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大饼

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卷上

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太好吃了

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哇

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大家千万别影响看别的去啊

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我就在早上试一下频道啊

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试一下咱们的技术

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我刚才调OBS呢

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今天不健身 休息啊

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这块显示615个人

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这手机显示1158个人 什么情况?

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我这吃鲍鱼

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美国朋友现在也要吃鲍鱼

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Miles你吃的什么玩意?

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Abalone是不是?

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你得让我吃吃

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结果吃了一次以后

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头一段说 哎

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能不能再吃一次啊?

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吃一次

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再吃一次 没够了

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唉 我说你不是不吃鲍鱼的?

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他说最近爱上鲍鱼了

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这干鲍

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红心鲍 啊

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看到了吗?

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一定要有糖心啊

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没糖心不行 啊

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得有糖心

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中间要得带红色 啊

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Paul

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是的 先生

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能帮我再倒一杯咖啡吗?

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再倒一杯咖啡?好的先生

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Please

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非常感谢

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我的荣幸

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没钱了 只能吃这些面包了

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吃点饼了

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我的老人家

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早上起来给我烙饼

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你说这烙的

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你看这大饼 还热呢

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现在还冒热气呢 你看看还冒热气呢

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然后牛角包 牛角包 啊

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这是

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这是早餐 啊

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早餐前的小吃

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因为一会我要上班农先生的直播

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今天是直播

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班农战斗室

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哎 鲍鱼汤真好喝

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太棒了

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大家昨天都看节目了

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班农先生的这个节目

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上路德先生的节目

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这个节目做得太好了

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昨天是班农先生的老父亲的生日

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他99岁的生日 昨天

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我说的第一个重点

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第二个重点

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班农先生的老父亲

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一九三几年

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二战前买的那个房子 六十几年了

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那个房子是三千美金买的

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三千美金

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在那住了六十多年

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那个地方大多都是非洲裔

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弗吉尼亚的

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所以班农先生他是跟非洲人一起长大

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所以他不存在什么种族歧视的问题

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他的父亲被他的家人称为“专业丈夫”

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就是他的爸爸跟班农的母亲

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过了大概四十多年

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四十多年

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他母亲过世了

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他父亲当时就没有娶人

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后来是一个他的朋友过世了

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他朋友的妻子嫁给班农的爸爸

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他爸爸是两个妻子

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这在美国是很少的

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这又过了三十几年了

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第一个四十多年、五十多年的一个妻子

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还有一个三十多年的妻子

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所以说叫“专业丈夫”

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班农是离了三回婚

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还没几年

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这小子花心

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所以说

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他这个父亲是99岁的

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在弗吉尼亚非洲区长大的白人

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然后两任妻子

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不是说中间离婚的

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是前妻过世了

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班农的母亲

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然后呢

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独守空房多年后

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感动了一个过世朋友的妻子

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又嫁给了他

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到现在 一直在一起过着

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然后在这个房子

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当年是三千美金买的

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现在还在付贷款呢

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战友们

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你想想

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一个六、七十年的一个美国人

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99岁了

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住在一个房子

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三千美金

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非洲裔一个群居里边

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出来一个什么

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一个海军的班农先生

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儿子两人全参军

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全都是将军级的回来吧

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差不多将军级了

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然后回来以后

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一个儿子去了伊拉克战争

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立了大功

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另外这个班农去了哈佛、去了高盛、去了好莱坞

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然后去了亚洲

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回来完成一系列的战绩以后

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帮川普总统选举

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然后进入白宫

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然后开始灭共

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你告诉我 战友们

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就这样的家人

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你看这小房子有多大了吗？

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要在中国 他已经被拆迁了

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而且被拆迁的费用就是三千美金

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老人家并没离开

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美国的官员能腐败到哪儿去？

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你给我说 想一想

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战友们

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还有一个

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这样的地方出来这么个班农

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搞了这世界这么大动静

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影响了人类的命运

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你见咱们中国出来个要饭的、住地下室的

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连饭都没得吃的

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在自己的国家混不下去

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种地种不活

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就是让他上街摆个摊也摆不好

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就被共产党选到美国来

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住在地下室 天天骂人

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骂谁 骂人家班农

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你说这天下有这么不要脸的东西吗？

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你在你的国家活得真的连狗都不如

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畜生都不如

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跑到美国来骂一个班农

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你觉得这天下荒唐不荒唐？

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战友们

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没断吧 我相信

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我刚才试OBS呢 给你打电话没打通

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现在我的OBS怎么黑屏了我都不知道

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兄弟姐妹们

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你说天下有这种事情吗？

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你说班农有多坏？

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他坏你啥啦？

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他惹你啥啦？

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那些欺民贼

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他惹你啥啦？要你一分钱啦？

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他拿你一毛钱啦？

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喝你一口水啦？

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伤害你啥啦？

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你吃人家的屎都轮不着你

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人家全家虔诚的天主教徒

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你说我听听那火鸡龚

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这个烂货 那个火鸡龚

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啊 班农不是好人

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你给人家班农吃屎都轮不着你啊

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那个烂货简直是

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哎 早早早

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我刚才试一下这个 你看

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刚才我试这个的时候

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用新放的麦克风 你看这个啊

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是不是中间拔过线

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然后那个都没有显示出来

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战友们 我要重启一下 战友们